Ice Cream #1: Mr Windsor

 Time and location: St Kilda VS Windsor, Melbourne 

Date number 1 was supposed to be with a local Australian guy from Hinge. However, a mix of him being a dickhead idiot imbecile (mostly this) and miscommunication meant that we completely failed to meet (I've called him Mr Windsor as that is where he wanted to meet). Additionally, I quickly unmatched with him as his messages turned quite rude, quite quickly. Instead I got ice cream and enjoyed it at the beach by myself.

My ice cream flavour: my favourite, hazelnut.

Reviews of ice cream flavours: average.

Review of ice cream parlour: Ok ice cream, not the most amazing but still good and nice and close to the beach.

Quality of chat: -ve1000/10

Appearance: Invisible, a ghost, not to be seen.

Meet again: Meet at all, nooooo.

And after the ice cream: NA.